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ENTERTAINMENT REVIEW by Scooter Van Neuter (WNB) - Last night's Grammy Awards show was everything America has come to expect from the star-studded affair: Godless self-worship, glorification of all things gay, stupid clothes, leftist politics, and naturally (with a few exceptions), an arid soundscape of banal songs and talentless, moronic rapping - all packaged and delivered for an audience with the morals of a crack whore and the combined IQ of a Gummi Bear.
The highlight of the evening was a collection of gay couples (with a few straights mixed in for diversity) getting married while some talent-challenged pale dweeb with a bad haircut named "Macklemore" sang a song (if talking imbecilic rhymes over someone else's music can be called singing).
As Kid Q-tip spit out a seemingly never-ending string of cringe-inducing verses ridiculing conservatives and the Bible while bizarrely extolling the God-given blessings of being sexually mentally ill, Queen Latifah(?) yammered wedding vows in the background in a brain-bleeding collision of aural and visual leftist/humanist idiocy that surely couldn't be topped.
Accept it was.
All of a sudden, none other than legendary talentless human chicken bone Madonna's warbling, painfully off-key voice joined the fray, driving the audience into spasms of earthly delight. The performance had hit high gear, and was careening at the speed of stupid into the bowels of music Hell. I nearly wet myself.
At some point the whole mess mercifully came to a crashing, clanging close, leaving the newly married couples staring into each other's souless eyes, no doubt fantasizing about doing some ecstacy and boning their fellow perverts at the after party.
While it didn't have everything (I didn't see Caligula), this year's Grammys had enough of what contemporary America craves to qualify as real entertainment.
Madonna (file photo)
