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Rumors Spread Of Obama Marriage Woes

WASHINGTON (WNB) - White House insiders say the Obama marriage is on the rocks, with the two sleeping in separate bedrooms.

"Much of the reason is Michelle's high fiber diet - her incessant farting is driving Barack away," said one source. "The fact she still resembles something prehistoric doesn't help much either," she added.

The first couple's problems reportedly got much worse after the recent incident involving the Danish Prime Minister.

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