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Sandra Fluke May Run For Congress

LOS ANGELES (WNB) - Infamous hose beast, Sandra Fluke, is reportedly considering running for Rep. Henry Waxman's Congressional seat.

Fluke achieved fame with her 2012 testimony before Congress where she argued for taxpayer-funded birth control, citing the personal hardship she endured by spending over $3000 for contraception while in law school.

Sources close to Fluke say she "will definitely run if she can figure out a way to do 'Congress stuff' while boning." 

 

Sandra Fluke Time MagazineSandra Fluke (file photo)

 

Friday, January 31, 2014 |

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