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NORTHWEST PAKISTAN (WNB) - Pakistan’s most deadly terrorist organization has issued a "fatwa" (Islamic edict) ordering their followers to kill journalists they believe to be enemies of Islam.
The fatwa was issued by the Terik-E-Taliban’s (TTP) Central Shura and includes Fox News, the Associated Press, World News Bureau, the BBC, Pakistan’s GEO News, Al Jazeera and several other news outlets whose logos are on the cover of the document.
In related news, World News Bureau head Scooter Van Neuter said in a news conference Friday that a series of illustrations featuring the Prophet Muhammad posted in the past on his sites were done by a "rogue" editor, completely without Van Neuter's knowledge.
"The infidel editor has been fired and then beheaded personally by me. I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by the filthy images, praise be to Allah, amen."
