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LOS ANGELES (WNB) - The California legislature passed a hastily-drafted bill Wednesday morning allowing businesses to refuse service to anyone they perceive as being Christian or non-gay.
The bill, SB 1119 - "The Godless Perversion Protection Act," is California's response to Arizona's "Religious Freedom Restoration Act."
If signed into law by Governor Jerry Brown, it would give gay business owners and management the right to claim their perversion and/or their allegiance to Satan as a defense against lawsuits brought by Christians and heterosexuals.
The bill is notable for its specific exclusion of Muslims. Said one council member who wished to remain anonymous, "Hey, we don't want anyone to get their heads lopped off, we only want to punish the bad religions."
