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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The news that Attorney General Eric Holder was admitted to a Washington hospital Thursday reportedly brought concerned Christian conservatives throughout America to their knees.
Holder was said to be experiencing shortness of breath and faintness -a potentially serious condition when coupled with his existing radical leftist mental retardation.
Word of Holder's plight spread rapidly through the religious community, drawing thousands together to pray for the controversial Atty. General. "God is a God of justice and righteousness," said renowned evangelist, the Reverend Billy Graham. "We believe He can do anything."
Unfortunately, news of Holder's release from the hospital Thursday afternoon showed the prayers were in vain. "I guess God needs him (Holder) to screw up the country a little more," said Graham.
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