First Lady Squeezes Out A Healthy Rap

WASHINGTON (WNB) - Michelle Obama performed a "rap" Monday while promoting healthy eating habits.

Calling herself "Lil Mooch," the First Lady launched into the rap during a press conference announcing new rules limiting the marketing of unhealthy foods in schools:

My name is Mooch, and I'm here to say

eat food that's healthy and you'll be gay!

Look, I can eat burgers, fries, shakes and fudge

but y'all need veggies, grains, nuts and such.

Sure, greens taste like crap and goodies are sweet,

but a diet is healthy if you hate what you eat.

So remember, don't let taste alone become a barrier, 

lest you be like Mooch, rockin' ass the size of an aircraft carrier.

Here's the message, pimps, and this one's free, 

Tasty food is out, cause that's what Mooch decrees.

Eat Healthy Little Bitches - Lil Mooch - copyright 2014, Black House Music - All rights reserved

The First Lady wrapped up her message with the "holla," "First Lady out," sending several in attendance racing for the restrooms.

 

First Lady "Lil Mooch" Obama raps about healthy eating