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KHATBOKS. United Arab Emirates (WNB) - The General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) has issued a Fatwa prohibiting Muslims from living on Mars, due to "the likelyhood of injury and lack of Jews to blow up."
The Fatwa was apparently issued in response to the proposal from the Dutch company Mars One last year to send four people on a one-way journey to the red planet in 2022.
The GAIAE did, however, give Muslim men specific permission to visit Uranus, provided, of course, they have a young nephew named "Ur."
General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment webpage - Latest FATWAS
