Disney Retaliates Against Boy Scouts

MAGIC GAY KINGDOM, California (WNB) -  The Walt Disney Company is reportedly cutting funding to the Boy Scouts of America because of a policy that bans gay adult leaders in the organization.

The move comes despite the fact the Boy Scouts lifted a ban on gay youth last year, and raises the potential question of what gay Disney executive(s) are upset at not being allowed to interact up close and personal with the nubile young Scouts.

According to an Associated Press story posted at The Blaze, the The Walt Disney Company has yet to respond to calls or emails concerning the report.

In a possibly-related story, a cryogenic firm has reported a loud "whirring" sound emitting from a unit containing the stored head of Walt Disney.