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Putin to Obama: Quit Calling Me

MOSCOW (WNB) - Vladimir Putin is threatening to "change his phone number" if President Obama doesn't stop calling him.

Putin said in a televised interview Wednesday: "He (Obama) keeps calling and calling, warning and warning. When he's not calling me he's butt dialing me at 2:30 in the morning. I'll say it now, one more call in the middle of the night and I'm changing my number."

Putin's comments come a day after Obama called him for at least the sixth time in recent weeks with (more) warnings of "consequences" if Russian forces don't pull back from Ukraine's borders.

A laughing Putin ended the interview by saying, "I've got your consequences right here, comrade."

 

Putin addresses ObamaVladimir Putin to President Obama: "I've got your consequences right here..."

 

Thursday, April 17, 2014 |

Tags: foreign policy disaster obama, impotent obama, putin disses obama, putin mocks obama, putin reply to obama

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