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Carney "Lost the Ability to Tell the Truth"

WASHINGTON (WNB) - Sources say Jay Carney is stepping down as White House Press Secretary because almost four years of lying had robbed him of the ability to tell the truth.

"Jay wouldn't know the truth if it bit him on the ass. The other day I heard him tell someone he was Michael Jackson's uncle," said one White House source. "I heard his wife forced him to resign and seek help after he tried passing off a couple Asian hookers as their daughters."

Carney has said he will stay on until at least mid-June, but the chances of that statement being true are considered slim by most analysts.

 

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Friday, May 30, 2014 |

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