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Chipotle Voted Most Likely Mass Murder Spot

CHICAGO (WNB) - Chipotle Mexican Grill was voted "most likely place to be killed in a mass murder," after the eatery announced Monday patrons were no longer welcome to exercise their Second Amendment rights to legally carry firearms in their establishments.

Past winners of the award include Ft. Hood, Aurora Colorado's Century 16 movie theater, Sandy Hook Elementary, the DC Navy Yard, Columbine High School, to name a few.

 

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Tuesday, May 20, 2014 |

Tags: chipotle anti constitution, chipotle denies customers 2nd amendment rights, chipotle mexican grill boycott, leftist chipotle

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