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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Sources say Sen. Harry Reid (RTRD-Nev) is convinced the Koch brothers are beaming messages directly into his brain.
"He said Charles Koch regularly wakes him up in the middle of night with cruel taunts," said one Reid staffer. "Things like "you're stupid" and "you have a small penis" - stuff like that. Yesterday the Senator said David Koch sent a mental command ordering him to loudly fart while eating at a nice restaurant, and he did."
These revelations may help explain Sen. Reid's paranoid fixation with the wealthy industrialists that has culminated in a series of bizarre rants on the Senate floor.
