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Russia Expels American Reporter Because He Looks "Faggy"

MOSCOW (WNB) - Russian authorities have expelled an American reporter from their country on the grounds he looks gay.

World News Bureau head Scooter Van Neuter was escorted from his Moscow hotel early Thursday morning and taken to the airport by government authorities who determined he "looked faggy." Van Neuter was in Russia reporting on the Eurovision talent show controversy.

"If he (Van Neuter) wants to act like a girl, he can do that with other homos in Europe or the US - not here," said a Russian police captain.

Van Neuter claims Russian authorities roughed him up and stole his curling iron and makeup.

 

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Thursday, May 15, 2014 |

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