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NEW YORK (WNB) - Even though it doesn't officially come out until Tuesday, literary critics are already trashing Hillary Clinton's new book Hard Choices, subtitled My husband bones everyone but me.
"Not one word about her enormous cankles or the fact she's single-handedly turned more men gay than perhaps any woman in the last 100 years. It's a snooze-fest," said World News Bureau's Harvey Melstein.
Literary Afternoon's Jason Bagel wrote, "Just looking at the cover explains Bill's serial horn-dogging, I didn't need to read 300 pages to get it. This is the literary equivelent of Hillary's Secretary of State career."
Despite the advanced bad press, Hard Choices is currently listed at #2 on Amazon Books.
