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Dramatic Hillary Makeover

WORLD NEWS BUREAU -  Hillary Clinton is appearing on the cover of People Magazine for the 16th time, and amazingly appears to have dropped 40 pounds and at least 25 years.

"It's not uncommon to touch up a photo, especially for a cover, but good God, someone spent all week working on this one. I saw Hillary the other day and she looked like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, only with weirder cheeks," said one media expert. "I don't know who that is on the cover."

A leaked cover reported to be the original unedited version (below) indicates the amount of work that went into the final product.

The fawning article is the latest in what promises to be a major media love-fest designed to propel Clinton into the presidency.

 

Hillary Clinton People Magazine

Thursday, June 05, 2014 |

Tags: godless liberal retard hillary, hillary clinton on People magazine, hillary people, liberal hosebag hillary, shrillary

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