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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The Obama administration is scrambling to provide "family planning" and "sexual identity orientation" to the thousands of illegal immigrant youths pouring unimpeded across the border.
The Department of Health and Human Services (HSS) says they are moving as quickly as possible to utilize over $350 million allocated to provide abortions, contraceptives, and LGBT counseling to the young "dreamers."
"Many of these young individuals are from third world countries and have no idea they're even gay," said an HHS spokesperson. "We've got a lot of work to do."
In addition, shipments of gay-oriented clothing, sex toys, and lubricants are being rushed to military bases warehousing the rapidly growing population of young immigrants.
"Dreamers" receive HHS supplied Anal Lube as part of gender identity orientation
