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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The Obama administration reported Tuesday morning that former IRS head Lois Lerner is missing, as well as several of her key former employees.
A somber White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest read a statement to reporters saying, "Mrs. Lerner and some former employees were enjoying a backyard barbecue Sunday afternoon when a suspected solar flare caused a rogue wormhole that may have transported them to another dimension or time. We are all extremely saddened by the news that Mrs. Lerner and others may have fallen victim to this rare and tragic anomaly. Our prayers are with their families and friends."
House Speaker John Boehner called the report of Lerner's disappearance "suspect," and promised a full investigation.
