More Guantanamo Terrorists Exchanged

WASHINGTON (WNB) - The Obama administration announced Tuesday they have exchanged seven more prisoners from Guantanamo.

The convicted terrorists were reportedly exchanged for two Humvees and a pair of Oakley sunglasses that have been held by the Taliban for over five years.

"The timing was right, and we felt like we had to act," said a State Department spokesman. "Also, there was a real question as to whether either Hummer has had an oil change - we couldn't chance it."

The exchange was again made in Qatar.