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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Michelle Obama on Wednesday confided that her blood has become chemically altered.
Although descended from generations of Americans, the First Lady told a group of young Africans "the blood of Africa runs through my veins."
A noted Baylor University toxicologist said it is possible for certain diets to alter blood composition. "A high fat diet of things like cheeseburgers, chili cheese fries, and malts can give someone third world or 'African'-type blood. A characteristic of this condition is an otherwise slender person having an enormous ass."
Mrs. Obama's statement confirms what many have long suspected.
First Lady Michelle Obama and First Dog Bo
