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TUNIS, Tunisia (WNB) - News outlets in Tunisia are reporting that an Islamic cleric has issued a fatwa proclaiming male sodomy an acceptable form of sexual jihad in the absence of females.
Last September is was reported that female supporters of the Muslim rebels were joining them for "sexual jihad," on the battlefield. The new fatwa addresses the apparent recent shortage of females as well as a scarcity of smaller farm animals.
In a possibly related story, The Pentagon is investigating reports that hundreds of San Francisco men are traveling to Syria with the intention of possibly joining the Muslim Brotherhood. More on this story as it develops.
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