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SAN FRANCISCO (WNB) - The San Francisco Giants organization is going to ban fans from wearing "culturally-insensitive" attire at AT&T Park.
Giants’ Sr. Vice President Staci Slaughter said the Giants are very proud of their diverse fan base, but want fans to respect one another.
Below are examples of acceptable and unacceptable attire:
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RAMALLAH, West Bank (WNB) - A Facebook post by Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas has apparently ignited bitter infighting between the PA and Islamic forces united with them against Israel.
The post, intended to encourage the Islamic factions battling Israel, features a stylized image of three Islamic fighters with the al-Aqsa Mosque and Dome of Rock in the background. The conflict appears to be based on the fact the fighters are wearing colorful thongs and presumably gay.
Shortly after the post appeared on Facebook, Hamas and Islamic jihad fighters attacked Palestinian Authority offices, providing Israel with a welcome lull in the rocket attacks against its cities.
A spokesman for Abbas emphatically denied responsibility for the image, insisting it was the work of Israeli intelligence. Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called the accusation "preposterous," and congratulated Abbas and his allies for "having the courage to just be yourselves."
Facebook image posted by Mohmoud Abbas
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WASHINGTON ( WNB) - Conservatives are increasingly outraged that the Obama administration is attracting and sheltering thousands of immigrants illegally entering the U.S., while saying little about Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi being jailed in Mexico for 101 days after inadvertently crossing into Mexico with several of his legally-owned firearms.
President Obama called Tahmooressi's imprisonment "maybe not the best thing," but defended his administration's lack of effort to get him released. "Look, it's not like he's a disadvantaged child seeking a better life - he's an adult with enough money to own a bunch of guns. C'mon."
The President later attempted to soften his comments, telling reporters, "I've notified the Border Patrol to keep a lookout for Sgt. Tahmooressi. If he comes across the border we'll see that he is well taken care of."
Illegal immigrants held in U.S., Mexico
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NEW ORLEANS (WNB) - Former New Orleans mayor Ray Nagin was sentenced Wednesday to 10 years in a Louisiana prison for public corruption.
The two-term mayor and public face of the city during Hurricane Katrina was convicted of 20 counts of bribery, wire fraud, tax evasion, and "generally being a racist liberal retard."
Sources say after being sentenced to prison, Nagin replied, "That's not exactly the chocolate city I had in mind."
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NEW YORK (WNB) -
In an interview with German magazine Der Spiegel, Hillary Clinton doubled down on her claim that she was "dead broke" when leaving the White House.
Der Spiegal: You claimed recently that you and your husband were dead broke when you left the White House, despite the fact you then purchased million-dollar homes. Do you regret that statement?
Clinton: Not at all. When we re-entered private life all we owned were a few White House mementos - dishes, silverware, maybe a few pieces of furniture. Also, we were still paying to defend ourselves from false allegations by several women, as well as spending a lot of our own money to treat a serious infection Bill was suffering from. It was tough. Really tough.
Der Spiegel: But you then purchased at least two multi-million dollar homes.
Clinton: They weren't that nice. Seriously, one didn't have a media room.
Only time will tell if Clinton's stubborn refusal to admit she's wealthy will hurt her expected presidential run.
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MOSUL, Iraq (WNB) - The new self-anointed leader of The Islamic State is drawing criticism from many of his followers because of a video showing him wearing an expensive wristwatch.
Referring to himself as 'Caliph Ibrahim,' Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi spoke publicly for the first time at Mosul's Great Mosque on Friday, exhorting his followers to "obey" him "as the leader who presides over you."
Wearing black robes to evoke memories of the last Caliphs to rule from Baghdad, the jihadist broke with tradition by sporting the watch and other modern accessories.
One man expressed the thoughts of many of his fellow Muslims, saying, "Our Caliph looks like a Jewish pimp. Not so sure I really want to die for him, no matter how many virgins."
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
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TUNIS, Tunisia (WNB) - News outlets in Tunisia are reporting that an Islamic cleric has issued a fatwa proclaiming male sodomy an acceptable form of sexual jihad in the absence of females.
Last September is was reported that female supporters of the Muslim rebels were joining them for "sexual jihad," on the battlefield. The new fatwa addresses the apparent recent shortage of females as well as a scarcity of smaller farm animals.
In a possibly related story, The Pentagon is investigating reports that hundreds of San Francisco men are traveling to Syria with the intention of possibly joining the Muslim Brotherhood. More on this story as it develops.
Anal jihad:"Allahu AAAAAKKKKKbar!"
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MCALLEN, Texas (WNB) - Sources say Sheila Jackson Lee (RTRD-TX) was assaulted and robbed while visiting illegal aliens at a detention center in south Texas.
"She (Jackson Lee) was attacked with a lollipop by a suspected gang member when she bent over to hand candy to a child," said one detention center employee.
While receiving medical attention to extract the lollipop, the Congresswoman reportedly also noticed her purse and wristwatch were missing. "She was pretty pissed off. I saw her kick one little girl in the back."
Jackson Lee, like all Democrats, is staking her political future on the likelihood illegal immigrants will be given amnesty and the right to vote.
Sheila Jackson Lee
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AURORA, Colorado (WNB) - A former Planned Parenthood clinic worker has posted a photo of an award given to the Aurora Planned Parenthood office. The citation celebrates the accomplishment of "exceeding abortion visits first half of fiscal year 2012 compared to first half of fiscal year 2013."
Critics point to parallels with last years alleged "Sucked Sambo" award, reportedly given to the location aborting the most non-Caucasian fetuses.
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SAN FRANCISCO (WNB) - Fast food chain Burger King is marketing a gay-themed burger at a downtown San Francisco location.
Called the Proud Whopper, it features a rainbow-colored wrapper that can presumably also be used to wipe away bodily fluids and spills.
One individual who tried the gay burger reported it "tastes the same as a regular Whopper, only perverted."
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RAQQA, Syria (WNB) - al-Imah Bhut Burgelaah, leader of the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS) sent a message to his fellow Sunni supporters to commemorate the Muslim holiday of Ramadamadingdong.
Burgelaah wrote:
Soon, by Allah's permission, a day will come when the Muslim will walk everywhere as a master, having honor, being revered, with his head raised high and his dignity preserved, at least as much as anyone wearing a dress walking in this fetid, rubbish-strewn cat box can. Anyone who dares to offend him will be disciplined by being sodomized and having his head cut off, although not necessarily in that order. Any hand that reaches out to harm him will be cut off, probably while he's being sodomized if Allah gives permission, and I have a feeling he would.
The U.S. State Department is taking this threat seriously, warning journalists to censor text and images that might offend Muslims, such as the one below depicting the Prophet Muhammad.
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NEW YORK (WNB) - Monica Lewinsky has emerged from her self-imposed 10 year exile with an interview on the upcoming National Geographic Channel series The 90s: The Last Great Decade.
In a clip obtained by NBC's Today, Lewinsky recalls those dark days: "When the Starr report came out I was humiliated, I was shamed. It felt like I was the one getting shafted while Bill got off - it made me so mad I could spit. The whole thing just left a bad taste in my mouth, but ultimately I had to stand up, dust myself off, and swallow my pride. I had to move on to bigger things."
The Last Great Decade will premier Sunday at 9 p.m.
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CARSON CITY, Nevada (WNB) - Nevada authorities report that almost fifty thousand individuals have applied, and many received, driver authorization cards. The cards are available under a new law that went into effect January that made Nevada the 11th state to offer driving privileges to people in the country illegally.
While over 75% of applicants originally failed the written test, approximately 16,400 illegals have now received their driving cards, 14 of whom have also reportedly obtained insurance.
In a possibly related story, Nevada authorities are searching for answers to an unprecedented wave of auto thefts - an increase of over 16,000 from this time last year.
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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The Obama administration is finalizing plans to transport nearly all incoming illegal immigrants to the city of Detroit.
"The decision to establish Detroit as the nation's immigration sanctuary city was a logical one - the city is bankrupt and already operating primarily on government welfare. Most of its residents are illiterate, unskilled individuals, and many of those are criminals, just like the immigrants flooding into our country - its a good fit," said Health and Human Services spokesperson Raymond Clovis.
The governors of Arizona and Texas are applauding the move, both agreeing to join other states in funding the construction of a secure fence around Detroit.
Illegal immigrants in Detroit: "A good fit"
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