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Browning-Style Planking Contest!

In honor of Unarmed Gentle Giant(tm) Michael Brown, World News Bureau is pleased to announce the search for America's best Browning-style planker!

A distinguished panel of judges will pick a winning Browner based on composition, location, and style. Winner will receive a cash prize, valuable WNB gifts, and best of all, his/her Browning photo featured in a special World News Bureau article. Unimaginable fame and fortune will likely follow!

All photos must be of actual Browning, with details noted in illustration below - here's my girlfriend Heather showing how it's done. No regular planking photos. Email your entries (link in right column) no later than September 30. 

Honor the Unarmed Gentile Giant(tm) with your best Browning! 

 

Browning Style Planking

 

Friday, September 12, 2014 |

Tags: browning, browning style planking, michael brown planking, mike brown planking, unarmed gentle giant

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