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WASHINGTON (WNB) - The White House reports President Obama has assembled 'an impressive and formidable coalition' to battle the Islamic State (IS or ISIS), but has so far refused to divulge details.
World News Bureau has now obtained exclusive information from sources inside the administration on the primary coalition partners and their individual contributions (below).
Australia - Sunglasses, sunscreen, beach towels, 2 kangaroos.
Great Britain - 3 Small blimps, crumpets, socks, musical instruments.
France - Cheese, berets, white flags, poodles.
Germany - Bayonets, mustard, stylish uniforms.
Netherlands - Dykes, chocolates.
Canada - Snow shoes, plaid shirts, cookies, toboggans, clock radios.
Saudi Arabia - $300 billion, scarves.
Iraqi Kurdistan - Soldiers, weapons, 18 dilapidated Toyota pickups.
Vanuatu - Spears, axes, sticks.
