Obama ISIS Strategy Leaked

WASHINGTON (WNB) - A source within the Obama administration has leaked the President's new ten-point strategy, called 'The Obama Plan,' for confronting the Islamic State (IS or ISIS). Obama will unveil the plan to the American people during a special news conference Wednesday.

The 'Obama Plan' consists of the following:

1. Start referring to ISIS as a 'pro' instead of 'junior varsity' terrorist organization.
2. Assemble an international coalition of nations to join the U.S. in publicly condemning the torture and killing of Christians and Shiite Muslims.
3. Use drones to scare ISIS members whenever possible.
4. Ask Mideast allies who are secretly financing and supporting ISIS to please stop.
5. 'Significantly' mark up prices for repair parts ISIS purchases for U.S. military vehicles they have confiscated.
6. Offer parts discounts to ISIS in return for not beheading U.S. citizens.
7. Threaten ISIS with financial sanctions if they don't surrender.
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President Obama has been strongly criticized, even by his own party, for his lack of a plan to deal with ISIS - his administration is hoping this aggressive strategy will quiet domestic criticism while thwarting the jihadists' progress.

 

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