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WASHINGTON (WNB) - President Obama on Tuesday announced he is sending 3000 troops to battle the Ebola virus in Liberia.
The Pentagon strategy calls for a planned combined forces assault starting with an aerial bombardment utilizing aircraft and submarine launched cruise missiles, followed by 'several days' of shelling by heavy artillery, then finally a coordinated mechanized and ground forces incursion into Ebola-held strongholds.
"Ebola is tough and unpredictable - it won't be easy," said General Payton Price. "Our plan is to hit it hard and hit it fast while minimizing collateral damage as much as possible."
In other military news, the Pentagon announced Wednesday they are sending another two military advisers and a drone to battle advancing ISIS forces in Iraq and Syria.
