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PARIS, France (WNB) - The French government announced on Tuesday that they intend to repay the United States for last week's visit by John Kerry.
In what may have been the most awkward foreign policy incident in recent history, Sec. of State Kerry attempted to make up for the recent U.S. snub of France's Charlie Hebdo memorial rally, by dragging singer James Taylor to that country a week later to play a sappy song using what sounded to be a Mr. Microphone with low batteries.
A statement released by French Foreign Minister Lepeu Me'fharte said his country will be sending aging ventriloquist, Jacques Strepp, to the White House to do his famous 'Farting de Gaulle' routine as soon as Strepp finds his dummy.
French ventriloquist Jacques Strepp
