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WORLD NEWS BUREAU EXCLUSIVE - New photos purportedly taken in Hawaii may indicate Hillary Clinton is getting 'tuned up' in preparation for a presidential run, and why she has not been seen in public for some time.
"It looks like she's had a face and brow lift, and possibly cheek implants. Also, I'd say she's had breast augmentation as well as radical cankle reduction. She looks a lot better," said a plastic surgeon who studied the photos.
One political expert theorized Hillary's new look has less to do with getting elected, than with keeping her husband from diddling interns once they're in the White House.
UPDATE: The following photograph of Mrs. Clinton reportedly taken this morning in Manhattan indicates the above story is likely untrue, and the woman pictured is almost certainly not Mrs. Clinton. We regret any confusion this may have caused our readers.
