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WASHINGTON (WNB) - A group of House Republicans announced Monday that they have chosen a replacement for John Boehner as Majority Speaker of the House. Their candidate, a block of wood, was chosen over Boehner based on the merits of intellect and determination.
Rep. Boehner has been repeatedly criticized within his party for not defending conservative principles. "The only real differences between Boehner and Nancy Pelosi is the fact Pelosi has a bigger d*ck and isn't orange," said one GOP representative.
Boehner's office downplayed the challenger, pointing out its "lack of experience and the fact he's not even a person."
Boehner challenger, a block of wood
