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WASHINGTON (WNB) - Critics accusing Barack Obama of having no foreign policy strategy may be proven wrong, based on new information concerning his secret talks with Iran.
State Department sources claim that not only does the President have a strategy for the Mideast, he is enjoying surprising success in getting major parties to agree to it. Here is what we've learned of the Obama administration's strategic blueprint for the Mideast:
- Agree to stop Israel from attacking Iran if Iran will talk to us
- Drop all sanctions against Iran if they promise to do something about ISIS
- Give Iraq and Afghanistan to Iran so they can establish armies and bases to battle ISIS
- Give Iran $40 billion a year to combat ISIS and not attack Israel
- Allow Iran to develop nuclear weapons as long as they promise not to use them against anyone but ISIS - especially Israel
- Sell Iran long-range rockets to attack ISIS anywhere in the world
- Reassure Israel by giving them an extra $50K a year for additional missile defense systems and bomb shelters
"As a community organizer, Barack Obama learned that adversaries become friends when they share a common enemy, you give them things, or preferably both. That's the basis of his strategic vision for the Middle East, and so far he's getting his way with it," said one pleased State Department executive.
