Dems Propose "Dept Of Peacebuilding"

WASHINGTON (WNB) - A group of Democrats have introduced legislation for the creation of a massive new federal agency charged with establishing world peace.

To be called "The Department of Peacebuilding," the new agency is the brainchild of intellectual powerhouse Rep. Barbara Lee (RTRD-Ca) and nine other Democrats, most of whom are members of the Congressional Hate Whitey Black Caucus.

When asked how the department would achieve its lofty goals, Lee explained, "Well, we'll first start by combining the building blocks of peace - love, trust, and harmony - into one large peace which we will then spread around the world. Areas with war will get larger amounts of peace, and areas of the world already peaceful will, naturally, receive less. It sounds complicated, but really it's not."

Critics of the plan point to the plan itself and literally everyone involved.

 

Rep. Barbara Lee (RTRD-Ca)