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WASHINGTON (WNB) - A source allegedly within the State Department has leaked a list of demands Iran is seeking in return for an agreement to curtail their nuclear program.
According to the document, Iran describes the following items as "non-negotiable and integral" to their acceptance of any agreement:
- The United States and its partners immediately drop all sanctions against and release all funds held by, or earmarked for, Iran.
- The United States agrees to pay Iran $20 billion to cover their costs of not developing nuclear weapons.
- The United States agrees to sell Iran defensive arms, including fighter aircraft, tanks, anti-aircraft defense systems and artillery at a significant discount in order to secure their nuclear facilities against ISIS and other threats.
- The United States pledges to "reevaluate" its relationship with Israel.
- The United States agrees to provide Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Hosseini Khamenei with a personally autographed photo of President Obama and his wife sitting in a tree eating bananas.
- John Kerry must sign the agreement in Tehran wearing a bunny costume.
