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TURDHOLLOW, Iowa (WNB) - Sources say several staff members of Hillary Clinton's campaign team are traveling in a separate rental car because of conditions in "Scooby," the custom van transporting Clinton.
"Inside it smells like mothballs and ass." said one staffer, "The toilet's clogged and the trash is full of used Depends and hair - I couldn't take it anymore."
Reports say campaign workers are also quickly tiring of the former first lady's tirade of angry, profanity-laced complaints and demands. "The old battleaxe is an angry drunk - by mid-afternoon she's throwing F Bombs and pushing everyone around. I see why Bill is how he is."
