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MALIBU, California (WNB) - Sources claim Bruce Jenner was provoked to switch genders by his ex-wife's constant insults.
"You know, you can only hear "why don't you go f*ck yourself" so many times before it becomes ingrained in your thought process. Now that she's gone I'm looking forward to giving it a try," the ex-Olympian allegedly says in an upcoming interview with Diane Sawyer.
While not specifically mentioned, the reported comments possibly allude to a process of undergoing transgender modification surgery without removing existing organs. "In medical sexual modification terminology it's called a "self serve," said one specialist.
Jenner has already completed at least some transitional surgery, having been recently observed "rocking a killer rack."
