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Biden Still Deciding On Whether To Run
Vice President Joe Biden says he is still trying to make up his mind on whether to run for president.
"I'm not kidding when I say being president would be a lot of fun - I know it would be. On the other hand, I like being vice president, so I guess right now I'm leaning towards just staying where I am."
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Hillary Set To Raise $2.5 Billion
Hillary Rodham Clinton is set to raise an astounding $2.5 billion for her presidential run, which will result in a record number of political commercials. "The American voters will see and hear Mrs. Clinton nonstop for the next year and half," gushed Democratic National Party head, Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
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Republicans Encouraged By Clinton Fundraising
Republican National Committee head Reince Priebus expressed optimism over reports Hillary Clinton will raise over $2.5 billion for her campaign. "Unless they can figure out how to make that many commercials without actually showing their candidate or playing her voice, they're in very serious trouble," said Priebus.
Hillary Clinton, Debbie Wasserman Schultz
