TURDHOLLOW, Iowa (WNB) - In a shocking departure for a name long considered synonymous with honesty and truth, reports indicate a Clinton may have been lying to the American public.
A recent story in Buzzfeed is calling into question Hillary Clinton's repeated assertions that her grandparents were black slaves who immigrated to America in search of freedom. "While Mrs. Clinton's grandfather did immigrate from a penal colony in Blechistan, her grandmother was a prostitute from Cleveland (below). Also, neither one of them were black," said investigative reporter Toby Richards.
Bill Clinton was quick to defend his wife, saying whether she lied "really depends on the definition of "immigrated" and "black."
Hillary Clinton's grandmother, "Sweet Cankles" Hanna Jones Rodham