Michelle To Tall, Big-Assed Girls: "I See Myself In You"

LONDON, England (WNB) - First Lady Michelle Obama gave an address on female empowerment to a predominately-Muslim group of young girls in the London borough of Tower Hamlets Tuesday. 

Mrs. Obama told the girls that she saw herself in them: "When I look out at all these young women, I see myself - especially the tall, lanky, massively-thighed, big-assed girls with prehistoric facial features."

Sources blamed "poor translation" for the scattered cries from the audience in response to the First Lady's statement.