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NAACP President "Hates Hip Hop, Likes Hockey, Eats Sushi"

SPOKANE, Washington (WNB) - More damaging news emerged over the weekend about Rachel Dolezal, the (apparently) white woman who's been masquerading as black while heading Spokane's NAACP office.

Sources say Dolezal privately loves hockey and would much rather eat sushi than fried chicken. Also, she is said to "loathe" hip hop, referring to rap as "retards talking to music." "Rachel mainly listens to country, classic rock, and lots of Clay Aiken," said one source.

If true, these latest allegations would confirm that the NAACP president is unquestionably 100% white.

UPDATE: NAACP regional head Rachel Dolezal resigned her position today after photos allegedly surfaced of her hunting with Sarah Palin.

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Monday, June 15, 2015 |

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