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WORLD NEWS BUREAU - Today's top stories:
Cat Poop Parasite Tied To Mental Illness
Researchers say coming into close contact with cats can spread a parasite called Toxoplasma gondii (T. gondii) - also referred to as the "cat poop parasite" which is linked to schizophrenia and other serious mental diseases.
"Longterm exposure to felines has been shown in two different studies to conclusively be a major factor in humans developing serious mental illnesses," said John Hopkins researcher Dr. Robert H. Yolken.
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Poll: Republicans Own Dogs, Democrats Prefer Cats
A new Farnum Poll shows the majority of Democrat politicians prefer cats over dogs (78%) while Republican politicians overwhelmingly own dogs (83%). An earlier poll indicated the same preferences hold true for voters, with Democrat supporters preferring cats while Republican voters tend to own dogs.
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Nancy Pelosi Injured By Pet
Reports say Minority Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was admitted to a San Francisco area hospital Thursday night after being attacked by her cat. "Apparently there was an incident over a piece of fish. We're trying to determine at this point who started it," said a police spokesman.
Mrs. Pelosi is expected to make a full recovery.
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"Caitlyn" Jenner: My Only Friends Now Are My Cats
Sexually-confused former Olympian and reality TV star, Bruce Jenner, says the mixed reaction to his efforts to pretend to be a female have left him feeling isolated and alone. "Even my older kids don't want to be around me lately. My only close friends at this point are my 14 cats."
Jenner will be starring in a new reality show featuring his metamorphosis.
