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Hillary And Bill Celebrate Apart

NEW YORK (BHN) - Hillary Clinton celebrated her 68th birthday today. The presidential hopeful started the day as usual with a 3 1/2 hour makeup and hair session, 20 minutes of lower leg exercises, and a hearty ham and chocolate donut breakfast. The birthday girl then attended a party held in her honor at her campaign headquarters, followed by a healthy bowel movement and long nap.

The only thing missing on this special day was Mrs. Clinton's husband, Bill. It appears the aging former president may be suffering from a case of forgetfulness, as one source claimed he was doing 69 across town with someone who didn't look at all like his wife.

 

Hillary Clinton 68 BirthdayHillary Clinton celebrates her 68th birthday

 

Monday, October 26, 2015 |

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