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NOAA Using Compromised Thermometers To Promote Climate Change
A landmark study looking at three decades of temperature reporting by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has found the overwhelming majority of the department's thermometers are located near heat-generating devices or terrain.
Of the 1,218 stations used by NOAA to determine U.S. climate trends, 692 were found to be inside the homes of employees, 85 are located in restaurant kitchens, and 31 were found in the main parking lot of Disneyworld, leaving only 410 thermometers that are considered to be at least somewhat accurate.
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Democrats Doing Everything Possible To Hide Candidates
Political analysts say the Democrat's scheduling of debates indicates the organization's lack of confidence in their candidates. The next debate between Clinton, Sanders, and O'Malley is scheduled for Saturday night at 11:42 PM - one of the best times during the week to hide someone on television from the American public.
DNC head Debbie Wasserman Schultz defended the timeslot, pointing out that the lead-in to Blossom reruns usually pulls a strong liberal audience.
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Putin: Trump Has Balls
Russian President Vladimir Putin told an interviewer that he's impressed with Donald Trump. "Mr. Trump isn't afraid to lead. He has balls - I admire that. Not to say that President Obama doesn't have balls - he does - unfortunately, they're attached to his wife," said the Russian leader with a smile.
Trump was grateful for the compliment, saying, "I appreciate President Putin's words. By the way, he thinks Michelle has some balls, he should see her d*ck."
