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WORLD NEWS BUREAU - News At the Speed Of Information. Today's top stories:
Obama: San Bernadino Attack Perpetrated By Guns
President Obama blamed the mass shooting in San Bernadino on Tuesday on guns and joined other Democrats in calling for the removal of guns in America. "We saw yesterday yet another instance of innocent civilians being killed and injured by guns in our society. We know that in addition to the guns that carried out this attack, there were other guns at their home that were fortunately taken into custody before more lives were lost. The proliferation of guns in our nation assures more lives will be needlessly lost unless we take action to remove them - and that's exactly what I intend to pursue."
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Porn Actress Accuses Fellow Actor Of "Bad Touch"
Another female porn actress has come forth with accusations that fellow actor James Deen was sexually inappropriate with her during the filming of a movie several years ago.
Actress Nasty Canyon told World News Bureau, "When we were shooting Butt Plungers Palooza Part XII, James got this weird look while he was violently piledriving me in the *ss, and he suddenly touched me near my breast. I told him to stop, but he did it again only harder. I cried out and repeatedly used my safeword "harder," but he wouldn't stop! It traumatized me so much that I can't stand being touched while I'm being pounded in the butt now."
Canyon is the seventh adult actress to accuse Deen of bad touch.
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Palestinian President Calls Stabbings Of Jews "Peaceful Uprising"
Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas described the recent wave of stabbing attacks against Israelis as constituting a "peaceful popular uprising." He made the statement on Palestinian TV November 15th.
According to Israeli Foreign Ministry figures compiled from the Israeli Defense Forces, 22 people were killed and 215 were wounded in Palestinian stabbing, shooting and car-ramming attacks in Israel over the last three months.
Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu responded to the comments by inviting Abbas and his top officials to a "peaceful, popular get together" at an undisclosed location.
