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TEHRAN, Iran (WNB) - Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Sunday awarded medals to Revolutionary Guard commanders for capturing two small U.S. Navy boats and their crews earlier this month.
Along with the customary open-mouthed kiss, Khamenei awarded the "Order of Fat'h" medal to Rear Admiral Zmel M'azcrakh, commander of the IRGC Navy, along with four other commanders "for not soiling themselves while in close contact with the U.S. military," according to Iran's official media outlet.
Iran's gloating was short-lived when, on closer inspection, the "Order of Fat'h" medal was identified as being the hood emblem off of a 1953 Cadillac (below).
