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ORLANDO, Florida (WNB) - In the wake of yesterday's mass shooting at a Florida gay nightclub, gun dealers report being inundated by gay individuals purchasing firearms for personal protection.
"We are literally being hammered by homos," said one Orlando dealer. "You can't find a faggy little pink pistol anywhere."
Firearm manufacturers are scrambling to enhance their product lines with gay-themed models such as the one below, even as they struggle to keep up with existing demand.
