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WASHINGTON (WNB) - President Barack Obama sustained minor injuries Wednesday when he went off teleprompter and attempted to freestyle trash talk Donald Trump.
Witnesses say it was one of Obama's worse public performances, as he quickly lapsed into a stammering loop accompanied by an acrid burning smell. Onlookers said it also appeared that the President may have wet himself during the incident.
"It was really, really ugly. I've never seen someone go from normal to full-on retard that fast," said one staffer.
After the address, the President was reportedly treated by his personal physician for disorientation and a sprained tongue.
