SAN JOSE, California (WNB) - Despite the numerous assaults, property destruction, and robberies committed by a large mob of illegal immigrants against Trump supporters and police last night, on Thursday evening San Jose mysteriously recorded its fewest number of serious crimes in over a decade.
Crime statistics for the City of San Jose for Thursday night indicate that incidents of graffiti were down 99.7%, car thefts down 98.9%, robbery down 83.3%, property crime down 96.1%, and noise complaints involving weird music featuring trumpets and accordions down an incredible 100%.
"We don't know what to attribute the sudden drop in crime, but sure hope it lasts," said one police officer.
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