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PARIS, France (World News Bureau) - The world woke to the shocking news that during a robbery early Monday morning, a man held a gun to Kim Kardashian's head but inexplicably did not pull the trigger.
According to French authorities, a group of five men dressed as police entered Kardashian's Paris luxury apartment building, bound the concierge, and forced him to direct them to the ferret-faced model's apartment. The robbers bound Kardashian and one reportedly held a gun to her temple while the others ransacked the apartment. Whether the gunman had not seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians, was not familiar with her husband Kanye West, or simply had a malfunctioning firearm, he did not shoot the gelatinous-assed selfie queen, leaving billions to wonder "Why?"
Speaking for many, Pope Francis took to social media this morning proclaiming, "This is a dark day for the world as we know it. May God help us."
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