CLEVELAND, Ohio (World News Bureau) - LeBron James has been named the Sports Illustrated "Leftist Sports Retard of the Year" for 2016.
James, who campaigned for Hillary Clinton, is pictured on the cover sporting a 24K gold safety pin as a political statement against Donald Trump. The American left has adopted the safety pin as a symbol of solidarity with open borders, the mass slaughter of unborn children, and the racist war against law enforcement, while most conservatives still associate the device with the collection of human waste.