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McDonald's Replacing Workers With Robots

WORLD NEWS BUREAU - Fast food king McDonald's has announced they are replacing workers with robots because of $15 an hour minimum wage laws being enacted across the country.

The automated food preparation and service robots (below) built by China's Jhangtin Automated Technologies Co. are programmed to mimic their human counterparts by screwing up orders, not including napkins, catsup, and straws, and replying "no problem" or blankly staring when customers thank them.

 

McDonalds RobotsNew McDonald's food preparation and serving robots

 

Thursday, December 01, 2016 |

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