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SCOTTSDALE, Arizona (World News Bureau) - Onetime Trump adviser and celebrity owner of several popular online news and entertainment sites, including this one, has been accused by a former employee of creating a sexually abusive work environment.
Miss Shaquandra Jackson alleges Scooter Van Neuter 'victimized her from day one,' including often summoning her to his office where she would 'receive orders from a penis dressed in a tiny suit and wig' at Van Neuter's desk as he stood behind a black curtain.
In addition, Jackson claims she was coerced into giving Van Neuter a handless hot oil massage as a 'teamwork building exercise,' was forced to work topless in order to 'go green' without air conditioning, and was often subjected to a pantsless Van Neuter rubbing against her while supposedly looking over her shoulder to review her work.
"It was the worst two days of my life - I'm surprised I didn't get pregnant," a tearful Jackson told reporters at a press conference Wednesday morning announcing her pending $45 million lawsuit.
A two-part account of Jackson's employment appeared on a Van Neuter website in 2015.
Speaking by phone from a recovery facility in French Polynesia, former altar boy Van Neuter called the allegations "a desperate attempt by liberals to bring down anyone associated with President Trump," and vowed to vigorously fight the allegations. "God knows my heart. I'm going to destroy this lying b*tch."
President Trump and former advisor and onetime altar boy Scooter Van Neuter
